I am a libra, represented by the scales, but that doesn't mean I have great balance.
Literally my balance sucks. I fall all the time. Sober. All the time.
But every now and then the Gods smile down on me and someone else falls. That someone would be a crazy roommate, Michael.
Last night the Gods smiled as Michael fell off of his bar stool.
It was a close one. He didn't actually hit the floor, but ask him if he's less embarassed...