so, in times square people stand there and hand out flyers to all of the people passing by. usually we just say, "no thanks," but sometimes we say this...
guy handing out flyers for a free comedy show: hey, do you guys like stand-up comedy?
me: no, we hate laughing.
guy handing out flyers for a free comedy show: (silence)
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
sorry
I am really sorry about all of the recent cursing.
I have been hanging out with the "wrong crowd".
And by "wrong crowd", I mean Michael and Jeremy.
Although, as most of you know, I firmly believe curse words are man-made and deemed "bad" by man. And that's stupid.
Philosophical thought: What is right and wrong?
Thought: What is inappropriate?
Don't let your kids read this blog. Unless they are sailors, like me.
I have been hanging out with the "wrong crowd".
And by "wrong crowd", I mean Michael and Jeremy.
Although, as most of you know, I firmly believe curse words are man-made and deemed "bad" by man. And that's stupid.
Philosophical thought: What is right and wrong?
Thought: What is inappropriate?
Don't let your kids read this blog. Unless they are sailors, like me.
*please note the hula hoop behind me. yeah, it hangs on our wall. michael is quite the gay designer. he is available for hire.
a song
a song about two roommates getting fucked:
"I got fucked by your situation.
I got fucked by association."
"I got fucked by your situation.
I got fucked by association."
a poem
I love K.
And by K, I mean Tina.
And by Tina, I mean Fey.
And by Fey, I mean Fairy.
And by Fairy, I mean Faggot.
And by Faggot, I mean Cigarette.
And by Cigarette, I mean Camel.
And by Camel, I mean Desert.
And by Desert, I mean Dessert.
And by Dessert, I mean Where Is My Fucking Cake?
I really like that band.
-by: Michael & Coby
And by K, I mean Tina.
And by Tina, I mean Fey.
And by Fey, I mean Fairy.
And by Fairy, I mean Faggot.
And by Faggot, I mean Cigarette.
And by Cigarette, I mean Camel.
And by Camel, I mean Desert.
And by Desert, I mean Dessert.
And by Dessert, I mean Where Is My Fucking Cake?
I really like that band.
-by: Michael & Coby
baltimore 11/01-11/04
Michael and I are coming home Thursday (and by home I mean Baltimore incase you're retarded).
Oh, we might also bring our new roommate, Jeremy.
If you think we're crazy, just get ready for this one.
Jesus!
And speaking of Jesus, Michael won't let the 3 of us dress up as Jesus, Mary, and Joseph for Halloween. I just think it would be pretty funny.
But it's ok for Michael to suggest that Jeremy dress up as Jesus and carry a crutch and say he's "Christ on a crutch". :)
We will post a picture of Jeremy soon (and his best friend, Pussy Surprise).
If he lets us.
Oh, we might also bring our new roommate, Jeremy.
If you think we're crazy, just get ready for this one.
Jesus!
And speaking of Jesus, Michael won't let the 3 of us dress up as Jesus, Mary, and Joseph for Halloween. I just think it would be pretty funny.
But it's ok for Michael to suggest that Jeremy dress up as Jesus and carry a crutch and say he's "Christ on a crutch". :)
We will post a picture of Jeremy soon (and his best friend, Pussy Surprise).
If he lets us.
Monday, October 29, 2007
you tube
Ok, for some awful reason I cannot add our youtube videos to this blog.
(Don't worry - I will keep trying).
But in the meantime... go to youtube and search for Michael Wood or Coby Kay Callahan and watch the madness.
We do this to entertain ourselves, but why not share it with you too?
xoxoxo!
(Don't worry - I will keep trying).
But in the meantime... go to youtube and search for Michael Wood or Coby Kay Callahan and watch the madness.
We do this to entertain ourselves, but why not share it with you too?
xoxoxo!
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