LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET:

WE HAVE LESS THAN 48 HOURS TO FIND AN APARTMENT.

WE ARE FREAKING OUT A LITTLE BIT.

PRAY.

p.s. work is going well, which is why we never blog anymore. it makes us sad. expect a video soon (probably one featuring us HOMELESS on the fucking streets of new york city). yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Halloween pictures!!! Finally!!!

Our first Halloween in NYC was cold. There was a lot of walking around, but overall we looked awesome and had a great time West Village style! p.s. This is our pal, Jeremy. And this is our sublet.

Once upon a time, Michael said...

"If we drank 4 redbulls and got into the shower at the same time, we might be there at 6:30. If we're lucky."

This should help a lot of you understand us better. Cheers!

You're stupid.

This is us upset because you're stupid:

p.s. None of you are really stupid. ;)

my roommate...

Michael.

My roommate is a judgementalist.

It's back!

It's baaaack! Remember this snow cone maker from our childhoods?!

Michael and I both had one, so we had to buy it!

Only $10 in the toy department at Target.

I remember sitting outside of my house on Diggers

Lane in Elkridge, Maryland making snow cones!

(Who knew Michael and I would eventually work on

a show called "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown"?

Who knew... and now we live in New York.

Craziness.

This is a little pic of our kitchen. I love this kitchen.

and what.

Guess who got jobs today?

And what.

Ok, before I jinx it or we end up hating it,

I will leave it at that for now.

Except to say that we will be working at a new restaurant

in the East Village (very close to "home" aka our sublet).

Also, we will be working at night, which means we can

pursue our real dreams during the day. Yay.

Peace.

Michael's hair is short and we are crazy!

Once again... a Charlie Chaplin-like video for

your viewing pleasure. (And ours.)

Ben cut all of Michael's hair off!

Michael is safe and sound back in New York City!

Yay! His hair is reallllly short... we like it!

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU.

This video goes along with our song about 2 roommates

getting fucked over (which I told you about in a previous blog):

"I got fucked by your situation.

I got fucked by association."

(I love this still picture.)

Oh yeah... and once again we move too quickly for the camera, so the

video is all messed up, but still kinda funny.

Michael hula hoops!

Michael takes the decorative hula hoop off the wall to try it out.

The video gets crazy and goes in super fast motion, so it looks like Michael

is amazing... or bionic. It reminds me of a Charlie Chaplin film.

This one is for Santina!

This is what happens when Michael goes outside to smoke!

Santina - This one is specifically for you!!! Enjoy.

"It's because of you Pussy Surprise!"

Michael kicks the shit out of Pussy Surprise

(Jeremy's Squid... his best friend and life partner).

This is what happens when he leaves he at our house!

This is not Jeremy's favorite video.

Coby lip singing "Off to Massachusetts" from Little Women

Not a particularly funny video, but I make Michael listen to

this song EVERYDAY. It will always remind us of the

beginning of our NY experience.

I am slightly obsessed.

Michael sings "All for the Best" from Godspell

Michael didn't know I was recording :)

He's going to "fucking kick my ass"

Lil' Ted Surprise says, "mmm mmm"

FINALLY! "Our Apartment" Video uploads!

Not sure if this works... it's kinda crappy, give it a second to "buffer".

any questions?

Michael in Balti.

Michael is in Baltimore this weekend.
(Miss you!)

How is it November already?
Time flies when you're drunk as shit.

?

Anyone want to go to a house party at 2am in Fort Greene, Brooklyn?